Hello my little worms, Goddess Harley speaking. You've been lucky enough to walk into my world of financial domination. Look around, take in my eminence. As you glance upon my face your knees  will begin to buckle, your mind shall grow weak, and you will melt, so freely, into being my obedient little pawn.. Let master take the reins. This is your purpose, to serve and please me in any way I chose. Only then, will your existance be given meaning, & Goddess will graciuosly grant you this priveledge..